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Herban Lays Down the *Law*

You are gone…..Unless you are a starter…[HT YMSWWC] “During his session with the coaches, Meyer talked a lot about families. His core values for the program are: 1. Honesty. 2. Always show women respect. 3. No drugs. 4. No stealing. 5. No weapons. He said that if he hears of one of his players hitting…

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You are gone…..Unless you are a starter…[HT YMSWWC]

“During his session with the coaches, Meyer talked a lot about families.

His core values for the program are: 1. Honesty. 2. Always show women respect. 3. No drugs. 4. No stealing. 5. No weapons.

He said that if he hears of one of his players hitting a woman, even if it’s in self-defense, the player is gone from the team. Period.

In fact, even if he sees someone not opening a door for a lady, “I’ll jump on a kid’s (bleep). That’s the way I was raised.”
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/ sports/all-groller-urban- meyer-0308,0,2276728.column

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  1. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    There has been a lot going on since you wrote that one Jai. I know this thing is hard to keep up with but I try.

    2008 updates:
    Well the race for the Fulmer Cup 2008 is well underway. Torrey Davis started the ball rolling with public intoxication, yes he is drinking again. Credit card gator Jamar Hornsby has vaulted UF back into the top ten by using the credit card of a dead woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident along with his former teamate. How is that for the top 1% of the top 1%?

    Gator Matt Patchan shot in the back at a park late at night. No details yet on how it exactly happened. It is interesting a guy was shot in the back and nobody seems to know anything about it and herban is not making a statement. Our investigators are on the job and will get to the bottom of it as soon as possible. Was he shot in the back rounding the outhouse door? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Maurice Pouncey friend of Chris “it is good to be Chris Rainey” Rainey finds out it is not so good to be Maurice Pouncey found swilling some nasty Bud Light in his car in Gainesville. They really should pay these gators enough so they don’t have to drink cancerous sugar water. Get them some good import beer.

    Teddy Dupay who left gator basketball due to gambling on sports made the news as he choked and beat his girlfriend in a Colorado Ski resort.

    We are getting ready for fall now look for more breaking news. The boys are back in town

    This week is different. We just got a whole lotta stuff to get to here; our sporting men and women have been busy. Let’s start with the fun one, for it is always fun for us up in New England Patriots territory when a Miami Dolphin faces justice. This past week, linebacker Channing Crowder got himself cited for careless driving and charged with leaving the scene of an accident involving property damage (the latter a second-degree misdemeanor) in Hollywood, Florida, after he crashed his pickup truck in the early morning hours and then took off, leaving his car at the scene. It was a shades-of-Jerramy-Stevens sort of moment, except that Crowder crashed into a tree, not an old folks’ home. Cops recovered his possessions — including a firearm — from the truck, but it was too late at that point to test for drugs or alcohol.

    August 4, 2008 Former Florida Gators football star John Reaves, who was arrested last Wednesday in connection with a gun threat, has now also been charge with cocaine possession. This is the quarterback involved in the famous Miami flop which allowed him the gator all time passing record.

    Well the race for the Fulmer Cup 2008 is well underway. Torrey Davis started the ball rolling with public intoxication, yes he is drinking again. Credit card gator Jamar Hornsby has vaulted UF back into the top ten by using the credit card of a dead woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident along with his former teamate. How is that for the top 1% of the top 1%?

    http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/ind…itle=Fulmer_Cup
    Well the race for the Fulmer Cup 2008 is well underway. Torrey Davis started the ball rolling with public intoxication, yes he is drinking again. Credit card gator Jamar Hornsby has vaulted UF back into the top ten by using the credit card of a dead woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident along with his former teamate. How is that for the top 1% of the top 1%?

    Since the advent of record keeping for criminality in sports began the gators now rank #2 for criminal acts in sports. They came in at #3 last year and after a slow start this year have once again proven they won’t stay down forever.

    Breaking Ronnie is back.

    Seminoles 2008 Prepare For The Terminator 

    Ronnie Wilson now on hold for the FSU, Alabama and bowl games. Herban Meyer is still refusing to comment on whether or not Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson is still part of the team.

    Most of us are familiar with the fact that the Rifleman back in April 2007 slapped and spit in the face of one Frank Fuller, a Santa Fe Community College student at the XS night club according to Gainesville Police. Wilson then fled the scene.

    Fuller followed Wilson with his cellphone and called the police. When the Rifleman pulled into a parking lot, he exited the vehicle pulled out an AK-47 assault rifle and fired off a round into the air. The Rifleman later explained he wanted Fuller “to know how it felt to be scared.”

    Unfortunately bullets of this type can fall from the air and kill people in a city. Wilson was charged with use or display of a concealed weapon during a felony, aggravated assault and simple battery.

    Now here is where the fun begins the state attorney’s office reduced the charges to one count of battery and discharging a firearm in public which surprise were both misdemeanors.

    Naturally the Rifleman pled no contest to the discharging of a firearm and battery with two years of court supervision and agreed to 100 hours of community service, the forteiting of his assault rifle and undergoing a mental health evaluation.

    Well in January of 2008 Wilson was arrested again and charged with possession of marijuana after running a stop sign with 6 grams.

    This should have been a violation of his probabtion but enter state attorney “Wild Bill Cervone” once again who failed to notice the rifleman was on probation. What a lucky guy! The charges were swept under the rug and dismissed citing how hard it is to prove possession.

    Well it is football 2008 in Gainesville and Herban has welcomed his boy back to the team. Forget the fighting, spitting, slapping, guns and mayhem.

    It wasn’t over however as after the Arkansas game back in Gainesville during a party at 3:30 in the morning at the Lexington Crossing Apts, the Rifleman became concerned over a woman. The rifleman hit a man and followed him outside and was in the process of throwing another punch when a woman stepped in the way and proceed to have her wrist broken by the punch. Wilson was after a third victim who offered assistance as we run out of facts on the story line.

    As of now Herban has no comment on whether or not Ronnie is on the team. His only comments are no discussion. Ronnie was held out of the Vandy game but we know he will be ready for FSU, Alabama and the bowl games.

    The rifleman is like a terminator, no man, no woman, no party and no law can stop him. He is here to do a job and we know what is. Seminoles get ready for the rifleman.

    Jacques Rickerson was arrested in Gainesville for choking his girlfriend and putting a pillow case over her head, luckily the neighbors heard her screaming. He is “said to be leaving the team.”

    Cam Newtown November 21, 2008. Backup quarterback Cam Newton arrested for stealing a $1700 computer from a fellow student.
    A thought regarding the computer would be Cam’s proficiency in regards to computer programming and hacking ability. Secondly was he an intimate friend of gator basketball player Nick Calathes who has caused a stir by running up $600 in computer gambling debts.

    Was Cam trying to erase Nick’s tracks or simply going on line to win back the money for a buddy.
    Cam maybe more of a good sararitan in this than we think, although threatening a witness would certainly take some of the lustre off.

    But then again who knows maybe Cam just needs a computer. You don’t want him at quarterback anyway because when he threw the laptop out of the window he missed the dumpster and the computer was found laying beside it.

    In the paper today Bianchi mentioned that Billy Donovan stated the Calathes caper was not even a story and Bianchi said yes it is as Teddy Dupay, the same Teddy Dupay that busted up his girlfriend in a Colorado Ski resort was outed for gamblin on games at UF.

    Of course Bianchi could not write this article without one final shot at UCF on the Plancher incident and FSU, first indicating that various teams have songs on their ipods. He mentioned UCF for David Soul’s (Don’t give up on us baby) as O’Leary told the Sentinel where to put the microphone and FSU for (Kung Fu Fighting).

    Update Special:

    blogs.orlandosentinel.com/spor…l-arrested.html

    UF offensive lineman Carl Johnson was arrested on Feb 16, 2009 for violating a sexual sexual violence restraining order. Apparently Johnson followed the campus bus the woman was riding on.

    It took the Orlando Sentinel to dig up information on what is happening in Gainesville as apparently their local papers don’t get involved in such matters. There was no information on the nature of the orginal sexual violence incident in the police report.

    The paper did mention this is the football team’s third arrest since November. Cornerback Jacques Rickerson was kicked off the team for domestic battery. Quarterback Cam Newton, who has transferred, allegedly stole a student’s laptop and threw it out of his dorm window upon police suspicion.

    Team spokes persons indicated that Herban Meyer was out of the country and had no comment. Out of the country? Some of those Kenyon running backs are like greased lightning I hear.

    GAINESVILLE — Charges involving an alleged violation of an injunction against Florida football player Carl Johnson were dismissed today because of what State Attorney Bill Cervone called, “insufficient evidence.”
    Cervone added that the on-going injunction against Johnson not to have contact with an ex-girlfriend and the Student Judicial Affairs process has “addressed the matter sufficiently.”

    A woman who claimed Florida offensive lineman Carl Johnson raped her three times has also indicated she will not pursue rape allegations, which could clear Johnson’s path to play football next fall.

  2. Jim Avatar
    Jim

    I love the Noles. Their stupidity knows no bounds. They are now on probation for widespread academic fraud and they kicked their best receiver after multiple arrests but still maintain UF cheats. Now go get me my pizza you clown.

  3. Charley Strong's White Wife Avatar
    Charley Strong’s White Wife

    Jim,

    Can you dispute anything that he posted? The FSU/UF rivalry aside, the writeup is damning of Meyer.

  4. LL Avatar
    LL

    Wasn’t yesterday the start of UT Spring Practice?

    Also, in reference to the comment above, didn’t FSU get put on probation by the NCAA 5 days ago? Yet the FSU fan is so quick to copy and paste past Gator indiscretions?

    That’s what makes FSU fans so great: The fact that they have such an inferiority complex when it comes to the Gators. They have been irrelevant for almost a decade now despite playing in a conference that battles for the title of weakest in the country every year. But they can hold their own when it comes to run-ins with the law, and in my opinion, they’re no match for us in that category.

    Their Linebackers like to beat up women (Sims, Nicholson), sometimes get beat up and stabbed by women in domestic disputes (Hayes) and they like to get kicked out of clubs and tasered (Nicholson, Hayes). They’ve had players who love to go on shopping sprees (The Foot Locker Scandal, Peter Warrick). They’ve had a Quarterback who had a bad trip at a hippie music festival and ran around naked screaming about the end of the world but blamed it on lyme disease (Wyatt Sexton) and a QB who likes to park in handicapped spots (Chris Rix). They’ve also had a QB (MacPherson) who likes to buy rims for his ride with bad checks and also runs up gambling debts through his bookie who happened to be an FSU Student Manager.

    Their #1 Playmaker whom they dubbed the “FSU Percy Harvin” has a problem with smoking weed, carrying guns, and falling asleep in McDonald’s drive-thrus (Preston Parker) and is no longer on the team. They have players who are bright enough to think – “Hey, isn’t the NCAA meeting with our Administration right now in that building to discuss our cheating scandal? Well let’s start a brawl right outside that building with a Frat and throw chairs that hit innocent women co-eds and injure them.” Really smart stuff. They’ve had players who love date rape drugs (Janikowski) and a player who is a convicted serial rapist who left an FSU law student for dead (Michael Gibson) yet St. Bobby wrote a letter to the Judge claiming he was a good kid from a good family. Unbelievable.

    What more can you expect from a school that actually has a clown college and male students in body suits twirling flaming batons during their halftime show? Lots more. Keep up the great work, Noles.

  5. LL Avatar
    LL

    Charley Strong’s White Wife:

    The difference is that Meyer & UF actually discipline their Players in some way, shape or form. It might not be the type of discipline our Rivals think is “tough” (i.e. 1-game suspension, etc.) but at least it’s some type discipline. On the other hand, St. Bobby is well known for not disciplining his players and he makes no bones about the fact that he doesn’t like to discipline them at all.

    For the record, this Gator thinks that Ronnie Wilson should never have been given a second chance and that Brandon James should’ve been suspended more than 1 game for his pot arrest, among other things.

  6. Kiffin: Herban just started like a cheating song… « Loser with Socks

    […] writeup below is from a comment left by Seminole Rising.  It is the written response to this post: Herban Lays Down the *Law* and updates this living and breathing document: Ranking the Florida Gator Arrests. I hope that […]

  7. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Some clown from FSU logging the Gaytors trespasses, is like Osama bin Laden complaining that his civil rights have been violated.

  8. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    I apologize to Jai as some of paragraphs are skewed when you take data off your gator rapsheet cd and put it on another site. I will watch it more carefully next time.

    Michael Gibson left FSU several years before that incident took place. Nice try though. Bowden did write a letter saying the guy caused no problems while at FSU which is probably true.

    It is a bit like your boy Jamar Hornsby better known as credit card gator is popped again for robbery and assault. Do you claim him? He is an Ole Miss Rebel now.

    http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090308/SPORTS030103/90308005&s=d&page=#pluckcomments

    It looks like Carl Johnson has no chance this is what Herban recently told people in Pennsylvania.

    1. Honesty. 2. Always show women respect. 3. No drugs. 4. No stealing. 5. No weapons.

    The article goes on to state that:

    He said that if he hears of one of his players hitting a woman, even if it’s in self-defense, the player is gone from the team. Period.

    In fact, even if he sees someone not opening a door for a lady, “I’ll jump on a kid’s (bleep). That’s the way I was raised.”

    http://www.mcall.com/sports/all-groller-urban-meyer-0308,0,6384741.column

    So it looks like Carl is out of there right? Wrong all charges dropped by Cervone once again. Meanwhile Herban is running around the country sounding like a cross between Billy Graham Junior and and Judge Roy Bean.

    Gators like this probation fiasco. The fact is FSU will play on TV, go to bowls and can stake a claim to a nation championship. All it does is cost 5 scholarships. That means an 82 member team we have averaged for years anyway. Nothing has changed we open the season against Miami on national TV. Most likely take 25 recruits next year and out recruit the gators again.

    How is your basketball team coming along? …..57-55!

  9. LL Avatar
    LL

    Your Coach wrote a letter of recommendation stating that Gibson was a good kid from a good family (Ernie Sims Sr.’s adopted Son/Ernie Sims Jr.’s brother – Sims Jr. was arrested at FSU for beating up his 105lb. Girlfriend in the wee hours of the morning) and “may God drive him in his decision”. He is a convicted serial rapist who raped multiple women and left an FSU law student for dead! He even stole the Christmas Gifts on the way out! And your Coach, St. Bobby, wrote a letter asking for leniency on this douche. NOTHING any Gator football player or that Coach Meyer has ever done is as despicable as that.

    Basketball now?! FSU is a basketball school ?! lol. No, you aren’t. It’s just that the BBall win is the only thing you’ve won against the Gators. This is the best season FSU has had in a decade and finally you’ll make the tourney. We have 9 straight 20-win seasons, 4 Final Fours and 2 NCs over the past 15 years. FSU can only hope for that type of production.

    You will play on TV and go to bowls because you are still riding the “14 straight Top-5 finishes” wave that ended in 2000. After Mark Richt and Amato left you all have never been the same. You play (and lose) on the road in empty 40,000 seat stadiums and you’re s irrelevant now that even Wake Forest owns you. (Yes, that’s right – Wake Forest.) It shouldn’t take that much for FSU to get “back” because of the terrible conference you all play in, but you all have no leadership and no players.

    Thanks for ignoring all of the other FSU arrests I pointed out and only bringing up Gibson. That one is, after all, the most disgusting one.

  10. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Listen up sonny, FSU is back to back national champions in track, our baseball team knocked yours out of tournament play last year and has beat you five of six in basketball. We are going to the NCAA and the gates are not and that is playing in a real basketball league the ACC.

    We are now ready to begin taking our share of the SEC title again every year as soon as the gates win it.

  11. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Some clown from FSU logging the Gaytor trespasses, is like Nick $aban accusing Urban Meyer of being an asshole.

  12. LL Avatar
    LL

    If you really want to play that game, we were 3-0 against you in hockey this season.

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